The Truth About Audio Bullys: Why Some Of Their Songs Just Don't Hold Up

Are you a fan of Audio Bullys? If so, chances are you’re really passionate about them—maybe even loving their catchy beats and nostalgia-inducing anthems. But here’s the truth whether we like it or not: some of their songs just don't hold up. Let’s take a humorous look at why this 90s ska-pop duo doesn't quite have the timeless quality we assumed they did!

If you’re a fan of 90s ska-pop duo Audio Bullys, chances are you know their catchy beats and nostalgia-inducing anthems. But here’s the truth whether we like it or not: some of their songs just don't hold up. It’s not uncommon for our favorite artists' discographies to have some misses, and Audio Bullys are no exception. In this post, we’re going to take a humorous look at why some of their songs may not have the timeless quality we assumed they did. Don't worry, we still love them.

First on the list is their hit song “We Don’t Care”. While it was a big hit back in the day, the lyrics don't hold up as well in today's world. The line We don't care about the government and all the laws may have sounded rebellious and anti-establishment back then, but in today's political climate, it comes off as privileged and tone-deaf. It’s still a great song to dance to, but its message might just be a little outdated.

Next up is “Shot You Down”. This one is an Audio Bullys cover of a 1966 Nancy Sinatra song, and the duo gave it an upbeat ska twist. While the instrumentation is fun, we can’t help but cringe at some of the lyrics. The line I was five and he was six, we rode on horses made of sticks is just a little too juvenile for us to take seriously. It's still catchy though, so we'll let them off the hook for this one.

Moving on to “Ego War”, we can't help but feel like the vocals are a little grating on the ears. The repetitive chorus of It's an ego war, it's an ego war, it's an ego war sounds like it was written by a child refusing to share their toys. The rest of the lyrics don’t really redeem the song either. It’s definitely not their best work.

“How Real” features the vocal stylings of Twin Peaks actress Sherilyn Fenn, but not even her talent can save this song. The lyrics are a little cringy, and the chorus sounds like something a middle schooler would write. We appreciate the attempt at creating a more mellow track, but this one just misses the mark.

Lastly, let's talk about “Only Man”. While it’s admirable for the Audio Bullys to write a song about female empowerment, the way the lyrics are written make it sound like they’re mansplaining feminism. The chorus of You don't need no man to tell you who you are sounds like it’s coming from a place of privilege rather than a place of solidarity. The song may have been well intentioned, but the execution fell a little flat.

And there you have it. While Audio Bullys have given us some great songs to dance to, we can't ignore the fact that some of their tracks just don't hold up. Their lyrics may have sounded edgy and rebellious back in the day, but in today's world, they come off as outdated and even slightly tone-deaf. But don't worry, we still love them for their catchy beats and nostalgic anthems that we'll continue dancing to for years to come.

And there you have it. While Audio Bullys have given us some great songs to dance to, we can't ignore the fact that some of their tracks just don't hold up. Their lyrics may have sounded edgy and rebellious back in the day, but in today's world, they come off as outdated and even slightly tone-deaf. But don't worry, we still love them for their catchy beats and nostalgic anthems that we'll continue dancing to for years to come.